February 2012
2 posts
SWIM followed 300g lasanga (oral) with 200mg caffeine (oral, coffee). SWIM experienced a sudden confidence boost and intense euphoria, but treated Jon like an asshole
January 2012
18 posts
funny how old media is suddenly riveted by the maltreatment of Foxconn employees, particularly as that relates to Apple, when every major computer company outsources to Foxconn. not to mention a lot of shitty often illegal labor goes into producing not just Apple products, but apples, literally the fruit. guess that’s what happens when the people who publish and write for newspapers are...
first i unsubscribed from randos because i don’t know who they are
then i unsubscribed from acquaintances because if they were that interesting i would know them better
then i unsubscribed from friends because they made too many status updates
then i unsubscribed from more friends because their status updates are honestly not that good
then there was no one left to speak up but...
REQUEST: does anyone have the pic of that chubby girl mocking the picture of sasha grey holding up an intro to existentialism book, making that knowing smirk she always does
Foucault’s book on prisons: no wonder its appeal to the most self-policing tribe of academics. “so long as I know what I’m doing, I’m exonerated of it…”
lol the top rated comment on this new order video is just “9 IDIOTS”
mainstream porn = objectification of women
paysite for guys who get off to girls with dyed hair and piercings and tattoos, who vouch for being stoked on the same cultural detritus as their primary demographic = woman as subject, feminism in the supreme
“dude they dont even drink fosters in australia”
– someone for whom this is apparently an obscure bit of cultural trivia
quitting smoking is as easy as not buying cigarettes, not asking anyone for cigarettes, and accepting that you’ll act like a bitch to everyone for a couple of days. biting fingernails though… there’s a full pack of that shit on me at all times, and if there’s a drought i got resin in the cuticles.
i don’t know what i would do without mediafire, i mean i do but it would cost more money
can you imagine if charlie was just really confused and wrote “not penny’s boat” on his palm cuz he had to remind himself that his hand was not penny’s boat
Totally drug-resistant, a deadlier form of TB hits India, A new entity, ominously called Totally Drug-Resistant TB (TDR-TB), has been isolated in the fluid samples of 12 TB patients Mumbai hospital.
lol who did they get to name it, otto rocket?
its funny how every US magazine article about india has to have some line about rickshaw drivers blasting hindu songs on their mobile phones like its a Clash of East and West
meanwhile there are hicks in arkansas playing around with christian ipad apps and its not given any import cause its just the logical extension of technology becoming widespread
music blogs would be a lot more useful if their authors didn’t describe whatever aspect of the album compels them as transcendent or being some kind of epitome
just compare whatever it is to more recognizable artists or give a youtube clip if it’s too esoteric for that
December 2011
19 posts
Alice Coltrane - Oh Allah
her album covers are...
rob zombie should make his third halloween installment merge the michael myers universe with the halloween III universe
its funny how redditors think women are stupid...
then they see socially awkward penguin be like
SOMETHING NORMAL HAPPENS
I GET SCARED EVERYONE THINKS IM A PEDO STALKER SO I LEAVE THE ROOM AND GO HOME
and theyre like omg that is soooo true
this is the second movie in a row ive seen where nicolas cage wakes up in another man’s body and fucks up his marriage
Mark Zuckerberg: ChrisMostDelicious, would you like to try Timelines?
Chris: Thanks but no thanks fuckerturd, and thats not my name, I was trying to individuate myself from fellow poors
daddyslittlestylewhore:
1 year after a boy leave his girl. Boy: hi,u looked prettier Girl: sum people say m beautiful Boy: ya.Beautiful, brilliant n kind, i know dat.So, how’s dat lucky guy. Girl: m single. boy: don’t u want 2 make a relationship wid sum1? Girl: i want. Boy: don’t tell me no1 luv u. Girl: sum guys do. Boy: bad guys? Girl: no,they’r nyc. Boy: so,wots d problem? Girl: You..!! :(...
internethistory asked: who says i'm judging?
internethistory:
A girl spends a semester abroad in Paris and is forever changed. She describes situations with French adjectives; appreciates fine food. She gets drunk on wine. Things seem smaller to her. The girl has taken up smoking. We just have to live there, at least for a little while.
“Je t’aime, Paris!” she exclaims.
Sometimes things can seem so American, you know?
I...
Memorable quotes for Deep Impact (1998)
President Beck: A little over a year ago, we discovered a comet the size of Mount Everest. When it collides, the waters will reach as far inland as the Ohio and Tennessee Valleys. Millions will be lost, and countless more left homeless.
Spurgeon Tanner: Sounds like that comet and my ex-wife would really get along!
President Beck: It will devastate farms and towns, forests and skyscrapers.
Spurgeon Tanner: Just like my ex-wife!
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internethistory said: do you think web 2.0 delivered on it’s “promise?”
if the promise was to transform the socius in the predictable marshall mcluhan way, then yes
if the promise had anything to do with empowering the people and giving them a voice, then hell no
Web 3.0 may be a lot of useless javascript...
But it feels like Im living in the future. And that’s what matters most, even more than fielding content.
Google had a nice ten year run but I got sick of being able to use the backspace key without it triggering real time results. I thought Id be a Bing man for life before they added that feature.
Im glad more sites have followed that example and made it so my arrow keys don’t...
November 2011
8 posts
its semi-well known that beat happening was just a ploy for calvin johnson to score with high school chicks, fair enough, but i never heard the same thing about jad fair; and so i have to assume his thousands of songs about hating preps and getting cockblocked by his bullshit stepdad come from a place of resolute earnesty
a high school freshman in taped-up thick rimmed...
an upperclassman in a varsity jacket exclaims, “Nice glasses four-eyes. What’d you tape them with, a potato? I hate when the top two comments are the same” and shoves him on the floor
The accompanying video received substantial criticism for its alleged exploitation of women in bikinis, despite its setting of a fun day at the beach
The logic of neoliberalism pervades even this cat pic which I found. To be clear, its not a bad pic. its cute and I think the caption is funny as hell
they call it an Automated Teller Machine, but I never had a teller be like “yo can I cop $3.50 off you”
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
I've escaped from a psych ward which mandates all...
October 2011
7 posts
albert einstein was fond of interrupting...
and thats why they call it a smart phone aghahaa
DC for GTA V
here’s what i’m thinking;
DC = business/financial sector, like the quasi-manhattan in GTA III and IV
Bethesda = that swath of upper middle class land that’s supposed to be a mix between Queens and the Hamptons in GTA III
Baltimore = the place where your character starts off, seedy scummy Brooklyn like in pretty much every GTA except Vice City and San Andreas, and this would be...
don't you love the memory of that british family...