Chris's web page

first i unsubscribed from randos because i don’t know who they are

then i unsubscribed from acquaintances because if they were that interesting i would know them better

then i unsubscribed from friends because they made too many status updates

then i unsubscribed from more friends because their status updates are honestly not that good

then there was no one left to speak up but horse_ebooks

and he said  “Worms – oh my god WORMS”